I'd buy that for a dollar
rtrixie:

10/10

top kek, except the last one should have said “Muh Cousin”

rtrixie:

10/10

top kek, except the last one should have said “Muh Cousin”

vandigo:

orgasham:

methlemore:

orgasham:

masturbating-to-your-selfies:

102 chicken nuggets

why would you order 17 of 6 instead of 5 of 20… that shit’s expensive as hell

Getting 2 four pieces is cheaper then 1 6 piece know your nuggets

but getting 1 20 piece is cheaper than 3 6 pieces KNOW YOUR NUGGETS

this is how word problems for math books are started, isn’t it.

Lol u don’t know basic math and now or fat

thinksquad:

New York DHS will pay you $500 to rat out ‘prepper’ neighbors buying legal goods

New York’s Division of Homeland Security is posting signs on businesses to encourage people to snitch on fellow citizens who buy such things as MRE’s (Meals Ready to Eat), ammunition, flash lights, match containers, gas masks and other items deemed to be ‘prepper’ in nature.

In this video a girl working at LZ Army Navy Surplus store in Auburn, NY tell us how a state trooper put up a flyer in their window which encourages customers to call the New York State Terrorism Tips Line to report this ‘suspicious activity’ under the as part of the “See Something, Say Something” campaign.

This is obviously nothing more than the beginning of the cultivation of ‘average citizen snitches’ who will rat out on their fellow citizens…

http://www.theeventchronicle.com/news/north-america/new-york-dhs-will-pay-500-rat-prepper-neighbors-buying-legal-goods/

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

thatkindoffangirl:

ushas42:

thatkindoffangirl:

ushas42:

thatkindoffangirl:

Things are getting out of hand




"So, which one of your favorite stories should mommy read you tonight?"

HOW ABOUT NONE OF THEM?


“Oh, Disneyland. So many joyful memories…”

thatkindoffangirl:

ushas42:

thatkindoffangirl:

ushas42:

thatkindoffangirl:

Things are getting out of hand

"So, which one of your favorite stories should mommy read you tonight?"

HOW ABOUT NONE OF THEM?

Oh, Disneyland. So many joyful memories…”

peachgod:

shit’s about to go down in hundred acre woods

opticoverload:

Ghost Recon Alpha
50 Cal Double Hit

opticoverload:

Ghost Recon Alpha

50 Cal Double Hit

theytheir:

Money talk

theytheir:

Money talk

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.